*Ugh*

lolexpress:

When a body part falls asleep

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0bama0fficial:

doorknoblicking:

goldenclitoris:

rare endangerd species

is everyone here on drugs

it’s things like this that give my life meaning

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nichaelforyou:

what is the truth barbara

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howtopolyglot:

allthingslinguistic:

ange-sim:

burnttoastmaster:

pissmodern:

what fresh hell

Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south

@allthingslinguistic I thought of you when I saw this. :)

This is beautiful. 

Plus if we combine the original post with the comment about y’all, we can have a quadruple contraction: y’all’dn’t’ve.

I can confirm that y’all’n’t’ve is a thing. (My computer actually auto-corrected to it).

Source: I live in Texas

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timkarinn:

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

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zonecassette:

childrentalking:

browningtons:

He put a controller on a giant piece of wood and called it manly

i love to play mario and get hundreds of splinters in my hands

checkmate, idiot.

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